Hi, welcome to my website! Here you can find out more about me or more about elephants. (The elephants are more interesting.) If you’re a writer or want to be a writer, there’s also a page here with some of the best advice you’ll find anywhere. I didn’t make up the advice, I just link to people who are awesome and smart and say awesome and smart things. Give me a break, I’m busy working and writing books and such. Oh yes, I wrote a book that’s in real bookstores and everything! You can read about that here too.
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